Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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