no you cant smoke seaweed
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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