we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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