why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
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$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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