are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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