Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
he was CRYING into my vagina
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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