Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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