Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Who died my cat blue again?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
