fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
