WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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