Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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