About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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