no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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