BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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