Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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