Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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