pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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