she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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