Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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