I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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