I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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