i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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