We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm bleeding and have questions
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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