honey bunches of taint.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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