How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
pop tarts are not kleenex
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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