Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Yo dont text me then not text me
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Randomize
