We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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