you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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