the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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