you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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