Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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