Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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