imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
