scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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