is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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