I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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