it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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