This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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