god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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