maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
too bad you live with your parents still
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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