just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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