Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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