the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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