TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
You pole danced in your parka.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize