All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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