Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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