How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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