life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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