So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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