just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I think im going to throw up on grandma
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Randomize
