i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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