Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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