Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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